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    Tuesday, June 14th, 2005
    1:40 am
    REMEMBER WHEN
     Remember when no one used this? BLOODY WANKAS


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    Current Mood: angry
    Monday, March 21st, 2005
    2:42 pm
    From Dan Doyan's groundbreaking new work...
     Chapter One: Why punching people in the face is right for you

    "So, there you are. Maybe it is a hard day at work. The boss is riding you like normal, spewing his threats about 'productivity' and 'getting shit done' like he does every day of the week. Maybe the wife is on the phone, bitching about who knows what like she does every day of the week. Maybe it is your parents, or maybe it is your kids. Hell, maybe it is your dog.
    The point is, you are fed up with the way someone is acting towards you. Maybe they have a stupid quote in their AOL Instant Messenger profile. Maybe they are playing their music too loud. Maybe you are out of options and think you have nowhere else to turn.
    That is where my solution comes in: punch them in the face.

    Catch your wife cheating on you with another man?
    Punch them in the face!
    Catch your wife cheating in a game of scrabble?
    Punch her in the face!
    Dog barking too loudly?
    Punch it in the face!
    George Lucas?
    Punch him in the face!
    Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
    8:17 am
    If you are looking to be anorexic, don't worry, help is here. Just type in Pro-ana on your favourite search engine and watch the bony girls appear with their tips and tricks websites. While I may not be able to give you advice, they can. The best advice. Evah.
    Tuesday, February 15th, 2005
    4:13 pm
    Is there anything better than shivving a mexican whore to death?

    The obvious answer would be yes.

    However, that answer would also be wrong.

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    10:02 am
    The secret to getting a girl to do anal, is GHB.
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    9:59 am
    The More You Know
     Hey everybody. This is an open forum for you guys to post helpful public service announcements. The password is "2livecru". Toss this lj in your friends list and you will recieve fun and interesting pieces of advice.
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